Kinky Salon, America’s Most PHANTASMGORICAL Sex-Positive community
presents..

…Children’s’ Fairy Tales, deep-dark forests, wondrous lands of make-believe, beautiful princesses, bold heroes and scary monsters!

“Come, naughty children, go fetch your warm gingerbread
and into the Dark Woods of Bed Time Stories, shall we tread…
Past pubescent candy bushes and gooey gumdrop vales,
Down moist, heaving slopes and past slippery, wet dales!

Where Beautiful Princesses dream in deep slumber
of being lavished upon by not one, but three Princes, in number!
And all the while does she sleep
forest creatures round her do peep

Where Little Miss Muffet, that cheeky young tart
stuck a thumb up Jack Horner and gave him a start!
(and BTW- what the f*ck is a Tuffet?)

And yes, it’s quite true, (but long ago from the books since cut)
that the Mad Hatter had a thing for Alice’s perky, round butt-
He spanked her so firmly with his small, gloved hand,
it did wake the Jabberwocky from Slythy Tove Land!

And Snow White, that prude who just LOVED to sing
got herself tied up and lashed good, with a dragonfly wing
(by Evil Witch & Puss-In-Boots …a Faux Queen and Faux King)

How about poor Rapunzel, pestered by that weird, pervert Gnome- all hairy?
Or, all the positions possible with 3 Bears and a girl ?
(Ponder that, yeah, it’s just scary…)

And of course all our favorite, the one with the Wolf
who had his head lopped off, a-Trisket a-trasket
by Miss Thang with a huge knife she kept hid in her basket!

‘..all the better to chop your frickin head off, Mr. BEEEYOTCH!’”

DRESS

DRESS: Heroes, Heroines, Princes and Princesses, Monsters, The Big Bad Wolf, Little Red Riding Hood, The Gingerbread man, Ogres, Snow White, Cinderella, Rose Red, Evil Witches, Goblins, Fairies, Trolls, Talking Animals, Mr Toad, Frog Prince, Humpty Dumpty, Mother Goose, Itsy Bitsy Spiders, Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Dum, Mad Hatters, Alice, White Rabbits with top hats, white frilly bloomers and pigtails, Lederhosen and Dirndls, fake freckles and rosy cheeks

Sexy costumes of any sort most welcome. Fetish, leather, latex, PVC, uniforms, all black, lingerie…also welcome! NO STREET CLOTHES or JEANS ALLOWED!

Click here for details of our dresscode rules

(Pervy Activity Liason)

Whether you are male or female, if you want to come to Kinky Salon without a date these rules apply:

• When you come to Kinky Salon you must bring a PAL with you

• Your PAL can be the same gender, the opposite gender or even a couple

• You are responsible for your PALs behavior and they are responsible for yours!

• If either of you violate the charter you will both be held responsible

• You must arrive together and we recommend leaving together

• If you volunteer at the event, you do not need a PAL

Click here for the FASQ