THIS SATURDAY…

Strand yourself at Kinky Salon’s

LAND OF THE LUST

Saturday March 13th and 27th, 10pm til late
@ Mission Control | 2519 Mission, SF 94110
Tix: $25 Advance | $30 at the door

21+ w/ IDs, BYO beer & wine

In this LOST WORLD of LUST,
primitive rituals & strange beasts…

NATURE taunts your senses on fire-

TRIBAL GAMES spark the BLOOD, mating rituals
that would make Darwin blush…

See your prey in sight…
a scrap of MAMMOTH fur loincloth barely covering you,
a rough hewn club gripped tightly in your hand-

Your breath heavy with the THRILL of the chase-

Your TAUT BODY drenched in the scent of smoke,
meat and MUSKY SWEAT-

Pure ANIMAL LUST drives you on-

Here, Evolution is a cruel mistress,
A RAW WORLD where PASSIONATE CRIES
and guttural moans evoke HIDDEN LUSTS!!

 

Whether you call LAND OF THE LUST home
or you come seeking fame and fortune…

 

NONE WILL ESCAPE UNTOUCHED!

 

Featured Brave Entertainers…

~The Final Frontiersmen~

 

A special performance from this Trekky trio, stranded on the Lost Planet of Lust! They’re theremineriffic.

~DJ Fox~

 

DJ Fox’s crowd-pleasing arsenal of original mashups and remixes is sure to tame (or taunt) the restless natives.

~Leprechettes~

 

This bevy of saucy minxes returns to the Kinky Salon stage with their primal antics!

~Cat Rich~

 

This cool cat’s burleque will bring out your inner savage! ROWR!

~Photos by Todd~

 

Strike a pose instead of some poor, hapless explorer. Sultry Todd will capture proof of your existence!

 

DRESS CODE:

Loincloths! Carry a turkey leg! Animal print tunics, fake fur bikinis, Wild hair, smudges. Victorian Explorers, Pith Helmets, DINOSAURS, Cha-Ka, BARNEY!!!, Raquel Welch in 1,000,000 B.C., Ringo Starr in CAVEMAN.

THINK: Land of the Lost, Journey To the Center of the Earth, CAVEMAN, CONAN? Conan O’BRIEN? Quest For Fire, Wrath of Chaka Khan? JUNGLE SAVAGES, The Flintstones, Clan of The Cave Bear, The Lost World, that scene from 2001… and don’t forget Sleestak!

ALSO! Fetish, Latex, Leather, formal wear, sexy costumes, lingerie, uniforms, Steampunk, etc are always welcome!

ALSO! The Caveman Make Over Boutique

Arrive early and get help from our fashion experts to help you style the perfect Caveman/woman outfit! Bring fabric scraps, fun fur and bones and arrive at 9pm to get yourself Neanderthal-ified!

Just no plain clothes, street clothes, jeans-hoodies-sneakers, etc.

 

CLICK HERE FOR ADVANCE TICKETS

Photos from THE SWEETHEARTS BALL

Sweet peeps and treats, too yummy not to eat! NOM.

Thanks to Todd Hartman

©2010 Kinky Salon and respective artists – All rights reserved

NEXT MONTH…

FEAST OF FOOLS

Nincompoops, stooges, fools, dimwits, jesters, ninnys, boobs, buffoons, clods, schlemiels, nitwits, twits, clowns… AND YOU.

ALSO @ Mission Control

Tuesday March 23rd

SPEAKEASY

Pink Japan: Secret Lives & Underground Sex Cultures

Presented by MIDORI

Take a tour of the sexual underbelly of Japan in this funny expose.

Chanoyu Tea Ceremony Hosted by Heather Tea Dragon

PLUS:

Japanese Love Hotel

Fetish Tea Service

Traditional Shibari
Rope Bondage

Japanese Snacks

And More!

Click here for INFO + TIX

About Kinky Salon

Kinky Salon is a community dedicated to the safe and consensual exploration of sex-positive expression. We celebrate all forms of diversity and encourage all members and guests to uphold our community’s Standards of behavior.

Please note that YOU are responsible for educating your guests our community Standards.

ANYONE showing up inappropriately dressed, under-informed or with the wrong attitude may be turned away at the door.

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Mission Control…

Mission Control, the long-time home of parties like Kinky Salon, Club Kiss and Pink, has taken off as a community in its own right as it co-creates artistic, sensual and social evolution.

As a place, a space and a people, Mission Control will host many more fabulous creative, open-hearted, and sex-positive events through 2010 & beyond…

Get Involved!

Do you want to be part of the new phase for Mission Control?

As a member-supported and volunteer-based collaboration Mission Control is expanding its Crew to keep flying!

There are all kinds of opportunities- you could produce new events, help build infrastructure or plug your unique skills into the mix in ways we didn’t think of.

We’ve made it easy for you to sign up & be part of Mission Control 2.0… Just fill out the form here.

Mission Control photos

Your favorite place to get friendly.

(click pic & watch it engorge)

Thanks to Todd Hartman

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