THIS SATURDAY…
Strand yourself at Kinky Salon‘s
LAND OF THE LUST
Saturday March 27th, 10pm til late
@ Mission Control | 2519 Mission, SF 94110
Tix: $25 Advance | $30 at the door
21+ w/ IDs, BYO beer & wine

In this LOST WORLD of LUST,
primitive rituals & strange beasts…
NATURE taunts your senses on fire-
TRIBAL GAMES spark the BLOOD, mating rituals
that would make Darwin blush…
See your prey in sight…
a scrap of MAMMOTH fur loincloth barely covering you,
a rough hewn club gripped tightly in your hand-
Your breath heavy with the THRILL of the chase-
Your TAUT BODY drenched in the scent of smoke,
meat and MUSKY SWEAT-
Pure ANIMAL LUST drives you on-
Here, Evolution is a cruel mistress,
A RAW WORLD where PASSIONATE CRIES
and guttural moans evoke HIDDEN LUSTS!!
Whether you call LAND OF THE LUST home
or you come seeking fame and fortune…
NONE WILL ESCAPE UNTOUCHED!
Featured Brave Entertainers…
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~Delilah Burlesque~
Here to grace the Kinky Salon stage with her featheriffic
& sass!
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~DJ Fox~
DJ Fox’s crowd-pleasing arsenal of original mashups and remixes is sure to tame (or taunt) the restless natives.
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~Last Night’s Fling~
ALL STAR Burlesque
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Videoboof by Eddie~
Carry on like that!
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~Photos by Violet
Strike a pose!
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DRESS CODE:
Loincloths!
Carry a turkey leg! Animal print tunics, fake fur bikinis, Wild hair,
smudges. Victorian Explorers, Pith Helmets, DINOSAURS, Cha-Ka,
BARNEY!!!, Raquel Welch in 1,000,000 B.C., Ringo Starr in CAVEMAN.

THINK: Land of the Lost, Journey
To the Center of the Earth, CAVEMAN, CONAN? Conan O’BRIEN? Quest For Fire, Wrath of Chaka Khan? JUNGLE
SAVAGES, The Flintstones, Clan of
The Cave Bear, The
Lost World, that scene from 2001… & don’t forget Sleestak!
ALSO! Fetish, Latex, Leather, formal wear, sexy costumes, lingerie, uniforms, Steampunk, etc are always welcome!
ALSO! The Caveman Make Over Boutique
Arrive early and get help from our fashion experts to help you style the perfect Caveman/woman outfit! Bring fabric scraps, fun fur and bones and arrive at 9pm to get yourself Neanderthal-ified!
Just no plain clothes, street clothes, jeans-hoodies-sneakers, etc.

Photos from THE SWEETHEARTS BALL…
Sweet peeps and treats, too yummy not to eat! NOM.
Thanks to Todd Hartman
©2010 Kinky Salon and respective artists – All rights reserved
NEXT MONTH…
FEAST OF FOOLS

Nincompoops,
stooges, fools, dimwits, jesters, ninnys, boobs, buffoons, clods, schlemiels, nitwits, twits, clowns… AND YOU.
Show some PINK!
THIS FRIDAY March 19th
Pink is like Kinky Salon’s dirtier little sister without the cabaret & costumes.

Come relax
into a mellow, intimate night of dancing, conversation and playful
exploration.
PINK Birthday Pre-Party!

Bring
a birthday dessert to share, your friends and enjoy a birthday court
for all who would be birthday queens of March. Tiaras encouraged!
Click here to RSVP
ALSO @ Mission Control…
This Tuesday March 23rd
SPEAKEASY:
Pink Japan
Secret Lives & Underground Sex Cultures
Presented by MIDORI

Take a tour of the sexual underbelly of Japan in this funny expose.
Chanoyu Tea Ceremony Hosted by Heather Tea Dragon
PLUS:
Japanese Love Hotel
Fetish Tea Service
Traditional Shibari
Rope Bondage
Japanese Snacks
And More!
Click here for INFO + TIX
About Kinky Salon
Kinky Salon is a community dedicated to the safe and consensual exploration of sex-positive expression. We celebrate all forms of diversity and encourage all members and guests to uphold our community’s Standards of behavior.
Please note that YOU are responsible for educating your guests our community Standards.
ANYONE showing up inappropriately dressed, under-informed or with the wrong attitude may be turned away at the door.
Join us!
It’s through the efforts of the Kinky Salon volunteer community that the parties go off so well… sign up to be a part of the crew that makes it all happen!

Get connected!
Mission Control…
Mission Control, the long-time home of parties like Kinky Salon, Club Kiss and Pink, has taken off as a community in its own right as it co-creates artistic, sensual and social evolution.
As a place, a space and a people, Mission Control will host many more fabulous creative, open-hearted, and sex-positive events through 2010 & beyond…
Get Involved!
Do you want to be part of the new phase for Mission Control?
As a member-supported and volunteer-based collaboration Mission Control is expanding its Crew to keep flying!
There are all kinds of opportunities- you could produce new events, help build infrastructure or plug your unique skills into the mix in ways we didn’t think of.
We’ve made it easy for you to sign up & be part of Mission Control 2.0… Just fill out the form here.
Mission Control photos
Your favorite place to get friendly.
(click pic & watch it engorge)
Thanks to Todd Hartman
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